i lost my glasses today
i cant see how this could have happened
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.
this is heartbreaking
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
4th of July posts
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
[GASPS] The tank is clean. THE TANK IS CLEAN.
Morning. It’s morning, everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of…
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
A Civil War Hits London, This Shocking One Second a Day Video Shows How it Destroys a Little Girl’s Life
One minute and 33 seconds.